My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions
– A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. (via undeadlife)
hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm